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#732
22 Jan 2009 | Comments | 467 views

You can’t run away from trouble. There ain’t no place that far. - Uncle Remus

#721
20 Jan 2009 | Comments | 512 views

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”

He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.

- Emo Phillips

#621
13 Jan 2009 | Comments | 406 views

Steve Jobs gave a small private presentation about the iTunes Music Store to some independent record label people. My favorite line of the day was when people kept raising their hand saying, “Does it do [x]?”, “Do you plan to add [y]?”. Finally Jobs said, “Wait wait — put your hands down. Listen: I know you have a thousand ideas for all the cool features iTunes could have. So do we. But we don’t want a thousand features. That would be ugly. Innovation is not about saying yes to everything. It’s about saying NO to all but the most crucial features.”

- Derek Sivers

#482
18 Dec 2008 | Comments | 289 views

The pawns, man – in the Game – they get capped quick. They be out the Game early.

Unless they some smart-ass pawns.

- The Wire

#444
11 Dec 2008 | Comments | 226 views

I have learned through bitter experience the one supreme lesson: To conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmuted into energy, even so an anger controlled can be transmuted into a power which can move the world. – Mahatma Gandhi

#353
8 Dec 2008 | Comments | 313 views

The answer is that [we] must learn to accept suffering, especially the suffering involved with anxiety. Suffering, consciously accepted, has the ability to catalyze people, shocking them into awareness. Suffering also compels us to choose what meaning it has for us. When we choose a meaning for our experiences, we create ourselves. When [we] actively use suffering as a positive force in [our] lives, [we] not only give meaning to [our] lives, [we] also sustain [our] awareness of [ourselves]. The person who is able to give meaning to his or her suffering is both the self who suffers and the self who transcends suffering. In that moment, the self is aware and unified. - Don Richard Riso, Personality Types

#322
3 Dec 2008 | Comments | 307 views

If men learn [writing], it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only its semblance, for by telling them of many things without teaching them you will make them seem to know much, while for the most part they know nothing, and as men filled, not with wisdom, but with the conceit of wisdom, they will be a burden to their fellows. - Plato, Phaedrus 275a-b

#268
17 Nov 2008 | Comments | 280 views

Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels; For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat; I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink; I was a stranger, and ye took me not in; naked, and ye clothed me not; sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee hungered, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me. - Matthew 25:41-45

#256
17 Nov 2008 | Comments | 322 views

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison

#260
16 Nov 2008 | Comments | 299 views

The wise sees knowledge and action as one; they see truly. – Bhagavad Gita